Text 25 Jul

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

Photo 25 Jul cute-overload:

kickflip kinghttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com
Video 24 Jul

melkior:

send hELP

Text 24 Jul

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

via whatever.
Video 24 Jul

(Source: jjanoskians)

Text 24 Jul

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

Text 24 Jul

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

via whatever.
Quote 23 Jul

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

Photo 23 Jul Stop I want this so much

Stop I want this so much

Quote 23 Jul
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
— Joshua Graham (via theantiquated)

(Source: outdoor-anarchy)

Photo 23 Jul cute-overload:

This fucking cathttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com
Photo 23 Jul psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

(Source: therussianlife)

Video 22 Jul

(Source: kaliwallace)

Video 22 Jul

riseabovedefeat:

back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it

(Source: )

Photo 22 Jul icefeels:

kittenball:

My friend is the best. She sends me such gems.

WE WON’T GO QUIETLY. THE LEGION CAN COUNT ON THAT.

icefeels:

kittenball:

My friend is the best. She sends me such gems.

WE WON’T GO QUIETLY. THE LEGION CAN COUNT ON THAT.


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